Six types of punker. Which one are you?

[velcro]

INT - HANGOUT, 3am
The gang is ecstatic after a good night. Favorite local band the Garbage Prowlers are playing at a deafening level from the hi fi stereo

Mohawked Punk far right

SNARKLES! That score was delicious

Droog

Yeah that was good work in there Tom. We greased the ICE easy

Gives the boys a round of high fives.

Eye patch punk breaths heavy, full of adrenaline

Tasty Tom - Undercover

What can I say boys...

His eyes glance over to Caveman Ramone

Caveman Ramone instinctively looks up and meets eyes with Tasty Tom

Caveman Ramone

Solemn

Yeah... A little too easy

[AggravationOverdose]

Good work on the script. You could turn this into an old time radio serial.

[nuggetsvolume1]

A Terminal Boredom production...in association with Goner Records...presents...

UNDERCOVER LOVER.

Discover the true meaning of "punk"...

(2017 Termbo productions)

[vedicardi]

already been done
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Wqlv4iKDw0

[nuggetsvolume1]

I love how, in movies, the nerdy guy discombobulates when he interacts with a pretty girl.

Hot Chick: Do you know where the bathroom is?

Nerdy Guy: Well, I umm...well, I...uhhh.. (falls over and drops a plate).

Come on, dude.

[Rowdy Yates]

Where is the picture of the middle aged fat guy in an old Anti Nowhere League tee shirt, buying early 80s Italian hatecore on discogs, and telling everyone there hasn't been a good punk band since Minor Threat broke up?

[AggravationOverdose]

Where is the picture of the middle aged fat guy in an old Anti Nowhere League tee shirt, buying early 80s Italian hatecore on discogs, and telling everyone there hasn't been a good punk band since Minor Threat broke up?

That guy isn't a punk. If the boys ever spotted him stumbling out of the record shop, they might roll him.

[nuggetsvolume1]

I know a guy who looks like the Wattie dude with the colored half- hawk. When I asked him once what his favorite punk bands were, he said he didn't know much about punk. Guess it was just a gimmick to peacock for girls. AO, you can file that under things people say are punk that aren't punk. Blame MMA? I dunno where that started but Jocks with Hawks is a thang.

[Charlie M]

Who'd want to be considered a punker at all? Wasn't this a term originating in the 80s used by people outside the scene totally unfamiliar with any aspect of what punk was about?

When I here that term I think of Serena Dank and Parents Of Punkers.

If punk originally was a disparaging term pre-76/77 then punker was and always has been a joke term for punks. Certainly outside the US anyway.  A bit of self respect there dudes! I'm no type of punker. But then I don't consider myself a punk either.

[vedicardi]

cant believe you guys are just skipping over the vandals webseries.

[nuggetsvolume1]

I didn't skip it, that was what my comment was about. I love it. The acting reminds me of a 90's VHS porno move. Top shelf!

[vedicardi]

i appreciate that but i need ALL EYES ON THIS

[AggravationOverdose]

Who'd want to be considered a punker at all? Wasn't this a term originating in the 80s used by people outside the scene totally unfamiliar with any aspect of what punk was about?

When I here that term I think of Serena Dank and Parents Of Punkers.

If punk originally was a disparaging term pre-76/77 then punker was and always has been a joke term for punks. Certainly outside the US anyway.  A bit of self respect there dudes! I'm no type of punker. But then I don't consider myself a punk either.

This is America. Americans invented punk rock. Punk rock "outside of the U.S." (you mean Europe, dontcha?)  is a joke. Take our friends in  Franceland. The best ever French attempt at punk  was by fucking Gerard Depardieu on one of those Fake Punk comps. We're not rewriting history here. Punks, punkers, punkies (Australia), punkys (Mexico), punkos (Papua New Guinea), les punks du rocque etc are all valid and acceptable in 2016.

As for you, you sound like a herbert:

[Charlie M]

Who'd want to be considered a punker at all? Wasn't this a term originating in the 80s used by people outside the scene totally unfamiliar with any aspect of what punk was about?

When I here that term I think of Serena Dank and Parents Of Punkers.

If punk originally was a disparaging term pre-76/77 then punker was and always has been a joke term for punks. Certainly outside the US anyway.  A bit of self respect there dudes! I'm no type of punker. But then I don't consider myself a punk either.

This is America. Americans invented punk rock. Punk rock "outside of the U.S." (you mean Europe, dontcha?)  is a joke. Take our friends in  Franceland. The best ever French attempt at punk  was by fucking Gerard Depardieu on one of those Fake Punk comps. We're not rewriting history here. Punks, punkers, punkies (Australia), punkys (Mexico), punkos (Papua New Guinea), les punks du rocque etc are all valid and acceptable in 2016.

As for you, you sound like a herbert:

Agg, I stand corrected!
We're all punkers. (Well known Pop Group tshirt....)
In all honesty - I'm punker-as-fuck. And I always adopt a punker than thou attitude (I believe that may be the only grammatically correct use of the word punker - adjective but never noun (outside the US (which invented punk(er))))).  Despite being a European.

Herbert - that was another Garry Bushell invention. Jeez - do people use that term today? I hope so - I really hope so.

[velcro]

Herbert - that was another Garry Bushell invention. Jeez - do people use that term today? I hope so - I really hope so.

i used it once weeks ago and all these jits have been parroting it ever since. no wonder we can't have nice things.