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Re: Name Brand Guitars
« Reply #45 on: February 21, 2008, 06:16:36 PM »
Here are my NON NAME BRAND GUITARS!

My guitars all have names, though.  I've named them accordingly(From left to right)
"This Machine Kills Baptists" "Paw-Paw" "Go Buddy!" "Thee Phunky Phantom"

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Re: Name Brand Guitars
« Reply #46 on: February 21, 2008, 06:25:39 PM »
seems like it takes 4 dogshit sets of strings to equal just one:

NAME BRAND GUITAR

actually i rather like the one third from left. what is it?
« Last Edit: February 21, 2008, 06:27:59 PM by turkeybuzzard »

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Re: Name Brand Guitars
« Reply #47 on: February 21, 2008, 06:47:46 PM »
There's a semi-interesting story about Go Buddy.
About 4 years ago my mom calls me and tells me there is this guitar at an antique store near her house that is only 100 bucks and it looks all something I'd be in to.
I go up to Tin City Antiques and check it out.  I'm baffled by it and buy it on the spot.
Nobody could figure out what kind of guitar it was.  I was sure it was a Hagstrom, other people thought it was a Teisco or possibly an EKO, and if they were a fucking idiot they'd think it was a  Harmony.
So, everyone was clueless and nobody could agree on what it was.
My friend Brendon lost his job shortly after I bought it and decided his new goal in lfe was to find out what kind of guitar it was.  He took tons of pictures of it and sent them to different vintage guitar websites.  I think it was either myrareguitars.com or some place that responded with a for sure answer.  They mailed him a picture of a guitar almost the exact same, the only difference was that it only had two picks ups, not two groups of two for mother fucking humbucking!  I had some rare deluxe version of an already rare guitar.
So... the guitar is a Guyatone from the mid 60s.
It sounds kind of shitty but I still use it.  It's always my back up at shows.

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Re: Name Brand Guitars
« Reply #48 on: February 23, 2008, 09:18:43 AM »


I usually play the one on the right in Bear Proof Suit.  I play the one on the left in my biker band Suburban Outlaws.  I can't actually start the Harley or my uncool stockbroker neighbor calls the cops.  Bullshit.

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Re: Name Brand Guitars
« Reply #49 on: February 23, 2008, 02:32:31 PM »
<img src="http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/5149/lbd900187a0e25cf74e7081wf3.jpg">

my newest love is the name i gave her.
yeah its all cool, cool, coolin in a creee-ib

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Re: Name Brand Guitars
« Reply #50 on: February 23, 2008, 02:38:14 PM »
this one be the other love in my life...
<img src="http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/6004/im000307md7.jpg">
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yeah its all cool, cool, coolin in a creee-ib

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Re: Name Brand Guitars
« Reply #51 on: February 24, 2008, 06:57:46 AM »
when i bought this NAME BRAND 1980 gibson firebrand it was covered in housepaint and cheap as shit cause it looked horrible. 
i got my friend to refinish it for a few beers and now its
but its my back up. i always use this NAME BRAND Epiphone
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Re: Name Brand Guitars
« Reply #52 on: February 12, 2009, 07:28:29 AM »
CRUCIAL TOP
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Re: Name Brand Guitars
« Reply #53 on: February 12, 2009, 08:32:24 AM »
Aaron, your getting awesome. Keep drinking that coffee.

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Re: Name Brand Guitars
« Reply #54 on: February 12, 2009, 08:35:41 AM »
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Re: Name Brand Guitars
« Reply #55 on: February 12, 2009, 08:37:46 AM »
Charles Gaskins hasn't been around for a while, huh.

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Re: Name Brand Guitars
« Reply #56 on: February 12, 2009, 08:40:15 AM »
I wanna know more about the wristband.  Or do I have to start another thread for that?

Wristband America.
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Re: Name Brand Guitars
« Reply #57 on: February 12, 2009, 08:51:33 AM »
Is that Paul Stanley's bacon strip?

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Re: Name Brand Guitars
« Reply #58 on: February 12, 2009, 11:20:53 AM »
That WAS crucial. Also I wonder how many other people on this board have played/blown up that same NAME BRAND amp. We pissed off some corny band in Germany? Sweden? and they stole the fuses out of it.

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Re: Name Brand Guitars
« Reply #59 on: February 12, 2009, 11:40:47 AM »
That WAS crucial. Also I wonder how many other people on this board have played/blown up that same NAME BRAND amp. We pissed off some corny band in Germany? Sweden? and they stole the fuses out of it.

Classic bastard move...stealing the tubes.

Who is this by the way???
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